BARKLEY - NOT a sock monkey. Barkley is from the "sockmonstobia familia" which is Sock Monkey Latin for Sock Monster. Barkley is made from mis-matched socks and wears a T-shirt as he's shy around females and doesn't like to expose his monsterly chest. He lost his eye in a Kayaking accident - one should never be gaming while trying to maneuver a kayak through a set of rapids... As he only has the use of one eye now, his drivers license was revoked and Barkley can no longer participate in the annual "Sock Monster Truck Rodeo". So much for winning the gold 3 years in a row. He also lost out in the "Can Label Reading" contest this year, damn near broke him...
Does Barkley get depressed over his misfortune though? NO! Barkley just moves on to new adventures and possibilities. As a matter of fact, I just helped him submit an application to "Hand Gliding Mt. Everest". Look for him on TSN this spring - maybe he'll make it on the blooper wheel...
Author's note: I meant it in the kindest way about the blooper wheel..... seriously Barkley, I think you can do pretty much anything you put your eye to...OOPS! I mean MIND to...
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