STRIPES MAGEE, SEYMOUR & HOWIE

STRIPES MAGEE: Born - March 1st. Stripes Magee hails from Sherwood Park, Alberta where he plays the bag pipes in the local punk rock group "Orange Peel in the Ditch". No, he doesn't wear a kilt on stage. The last time he did, some crazed sock monkey jumped on stage and tore it to shreds. Not a great moment for Stripes as everyone knows bagpipe players wear nothing under their kilts....
SEYMOUR: Born - March 2nd. Seymour once tried his hand at stand up comedy at the local club "The Monkey Tail". It went well unitl he broke into knock-knock jokes. His favourite being "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Seymour" "Seymour who?" "Seymour of me naked!!" at which point he would strip down to his ginch and do the Sock Monkey happy dance on stage. Seymours career as a comedian was short lived.
HOWIE:  Born - March 3rd. Howie lost his tail in the "Great Sock Monkey Massacre of '82". He was on the tailless Sock Monkey Committee for the longest time until he had ground breaking surgery for tail replacement. This was the first of it's kind and involved a slightly crazy lady, a needle, some stuffing, thread and a pair of scissors. After a brief recovery period, Howie was back to himself and swinging from chandeliers - I mean tree branches, in no time.