Monday, March 14, 2011

BAXTER, PETRA & NANCY

BAXTER: Born - March 10th. Baxter got caught in a snow storm when he was quite young and froze the tip of his tail. Everytime he goes out in the cold, his tail twitches and sends him into fits of giggles. Not such a bad thing, unless you are caught completely unawares and out of the blue some Sock Monkey starts jumping around giggling like a lunatic. If you have a weak heart, avoid Baxter at all costs...
PETRA: Born - March 11th. Petra used to race cardboard boxes at the "Annual Box Racing Festival" in Blueball, Pasadena. Her last race ended badly as she crashed into 4 other competitors on a downhill turn. Nobody was seriously hurt but it was apparent Petra had been drinking and driving. When the debris was sorted through and a bottle of Banana Schnapps was found in her still intact glove box, Petra was suspended from racing cardboard boxes ever again. Poor Petra....
NANCY: Born - March 12th. Nancy is another sweet and mild mannered Sock Monkey (you don't hear of them too often). She works as a Story Teller for the local Sock Monkey Library and spins tales to Sock Monkeys of all ages. Her favorite story is "Jack and the Dryer Monster" in which her hero must battle the evil Dryer Monster that eats socks and leaves humans baffled as to where their other sock went when they both went in to the dryer together. Interestingly, there is no conclusion to this tale as Jack never finds the Dryer Monster to slay and humans are still baffled...

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