RUTHIE: Born - December 17th. Ruthie is very excited for the holidays this year as she is travelling all the way to Mexico for a family vacation. Of course no one has mentioned to her how she's travelling yet and it ain't first class! Ruthie will be shoved in a kids backpack among other toys, rotting snacks, crayons, change of undies and my personal favourite, sticky candy. She probably won't get a lot of fresh air time as she'll be passed up for the DS when the child opens it's bag to grab something. HOWEVER, let's not burst Ruthie's bubble. She's going to Mexico and probably doesn't care how she arrives there - even with sticky candy stuck to her tail....
HANZ: Born - December 18th. Hanz doesn't look like he's some kind of crazy muscle freak BUT, if you tick him off, he can pump up to about 250lbs and snap you in half if necessary. Let's not send Hanz with Ruthie....
LUCIEN: Born - December 19th. Lucien has had 4 wives and is now courting another who we think will be the 5th by New Years Day. It's not that he's a creep or anything like that, he just likes to spread his love around. All his break-ups have been amicable and he supports any offspring with regular payments of bananas. Really, Lucien is a lover, not a fighter and wants everyone to be happy and in love all the time. Great philosophy - too bad it doesn't work well in the human world....
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