Wednesday, December 21, 2011
HOTCH & MOORE
HOTCH: Born - December 20th. Hotch has dreamy purple eyes and the moment you gaze into them, you're hooked. You will do just about anything to make him smile at you and believe me, he's not picky about what you do...Okay, that did NOT sound good. I meant that in the absolute "cleanest" way possible. For example, rub his feet, peel a banana for him, open doors, pay for dinner - c'mon people, this is a G-rated site!
MOORE: Born - December 21st. Hmmmmm....Moore.... Apparently, Moore is a little more demanding about what you can do for him once you gaze into his dreamy green eyes. And fussy? Yes. He has particular demands. One is to swing naked from the - WHOA!! Sorry!! Wrong demand! Keep it G-rated Jess - Yikes!! Okay one is to have you sing "The Owl and the Pussy Cat" while he washes the toe jam out from between his toes. There. How clean is that? Okay, more twisted than clean but hey, just trying to keep the public happy.
Author's note: Seriously, you know I'm just messing with you right? None of the above is true, just made up...