Thursday, May 10, 2012

A Few More Bios for Your Day!

TRINN, TIGRESSA & ZOLA - All born in April and at this point in time, all hanging out at the local "Monkey Tail" Bar. Not only do they like to have a little fun on the weekends, they also tend to go overboard with the hootin' and hollerin' and end up kicked out before the place shuts down. Some monkeys should just stay away from those banana daiquiris and stick to shots of lemonade. Seriously, if you've ever been out with these yo-yo's, you're in for a wild ride, perhaps something everyone should have the pleasure of experiencing at some point. 

PANDA - Born in April and filled with nothing but sweetness! Panda has an unreal desire to always smile and look on the bright side of absolutely everything. With him around, who needs uppers?! Who needs sunshine?! Who needs a daily dose of love?! Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a tad here, we all need a daily dose of uppers... OOPS! I mean LOVE!
CAGNEY - Born in April as well, Cagney starred in one episode for the 1990's TV show "Cagney & Lacey". Believe it or not, she was Lacey's stuffie and you can see her in the background several times in episode 9 called "Monkey Business". Yikes, did anyone else ever watch this show? Does anyone else even remember this show? Maybe it was all a bad dream....maybe I had too many uppers that year...
DONNY - Another Sock Monkey born in April AND, another sock monkey with a history of genetic dysfunctions - such as peeing without lifting the seat. Do we really consider that a genetic dysfunction or is it just a male trait we all know and dislike? You know, stumbling home at all hours after a night at the "Monkey Tail" Bar and forgetting to lift the seat OR, missing the toilet all together. Sorry, now I'm just venting, but, when you live with as many monkey's as I do, you tend to go a little "mad" now and then.

1 comment:

  1. Okay so TOTAL northern moment here. When reading Panda's bio, the first thought that came to mind with the "upper" comment was "Daily Moccasins? What?"
    Oh, and yes I remember Cagney & Lacey. Now if they had been on toilet seat enforcement............