Tuesday, July 19, 2011

BIRDIE, FLOWER, GOBO, BOOBER & CUTIE


BIRDIE, FLOWER, GOBO, BOOBER & CUTIE: Born: July 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st & 22nd respectively.
These sweet, tiny Sock Monkeys are so small that you can hold them in the palm of your hand OR carry them in your back pocket OR put them in a small wallet OR small Ziploc bag. Wait, the Ziploc bag may not be such a great idea as they can't really breath too well in one of those. You could always poke holes in the bag...
ANYWAY, as we know, tiny Sock Monkeys are able to squeeze into tiny spaces therefore making them very handy in the Spy world. Birdie, Flower, Gobo, Boober and Cutie are all spies. They were very involved in the "Banana Daiquiri" Conspiracy that went down 3 years ago at the Dole plant in California. Not only did it involve the arrest of 7 high ranking Banana officials, but it also set the standards for today's favourite Sock Monkey drink, "Banana Daiquiris".  
So, every time you sip on a Banana Daiquiris, remember these five tiny Monkeys and the risks they took to bring a delicious Daiquiris to your home.
As for the 7 high ranking banana officials, I hear they are out there tallying the bananas and come daylight, they want to go home.....

1 comment:

  1. Okay, so Cutie now lives with us and obviously we are going to have to reform him.... Although, chances are higher that he'll convince Kael to spy with him.

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